Toilets lead to unknown places

Me: Honey, just remember to wash your hands after you’ve finished in the toilet.’
Kayden: I’m not in the toilet, mommy. I’m in another dimension.’

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Wine and mummies

“Do you know how to make a mummy? You have to wash the dead body with wine. Wine that you drink. Eeeeew. Not a mummy like you’re a mummy, but a MUMMY.” ~ Kayden (6)